I keep hoping the movie finally progresses.
That maybe a crush eventually blossoms into genuine mutual interest in which the story of the rest of my life unfolds and everything finally fucking makes sense.
It never works that way. My crushes are never sustainable, they have a shelf life of about a week until I’m hit with harsh reality and nothing ever develops. Ever.
The “meet-cute” wasn’t a meet-cute. You just met. End of story, nothing cute about it. It actually wasn’t anything to write home about, he’s not a character in your movie. Not even an extra.
Ok fine.
I’m tired of this bullshit though. I’m tired of this character building, this discovery phase. Whatever this is...
I have plenty of character already.
When do we get to the best part?