Yesterday morning my girl at work and I did a weekend recap and she shared with me that received the best D she's ever gotten in life. While I congratulated her and asked her about her experience, I was also wary for her, just as she was. Cause we all know what good D can do to you.

There are random stickers posted over the LES with the phrase "Good D will imprison you." My room mates and I will cosign x a thousand, hundred, trillion.

Then I came across this article and holy fuck. I really wish I wrote this one… Really. Really.

And then I got all introspective…

Because her last line, "…nice guys can't fuck." Well… That's pretty much my philosophy.

I know. I Know. I KNOW.

It is becoming more and more apparent to myself and the world that I have an "asshole complex," some girls have a "daddy complex." Me? Sadly I like mother fuckin' jerks. Dicks. Assholes.

I'm not saying this because I'm proud. I'm only stating it because I know. Shit. I know. I already stated this in a previous blog, but nahhhhh it's not just their swag. Its them. I like them.

Trust me, I already know this is a ridiculous and stupid confession. I realize this is a terrible way to be attracted to the opposite sex. But I'm not going to lie… Assholes are challenging individuals, I enjoy a good challenge. I realize I deserve Mr. Nice Guy, but good girls will always lust over the bad boys. #truth

I promise you I will try to make myself available to Mr. Nice Guy (but I'm praying to God he gives good D).