I'm sure you're curious what my OKC profile looks like. You're all fortunate that I think this part of my life is so fucking entertaining. Everyone within a 5 desk radius of me gets updates at work. I craft responses to messages while two or three people are behind me. I screen-cap errythang.

Cause I'm a good sport I don't mind sharing this shit, here you go. A few notes first:

I realize my hair isn't as long as this main profile photo depicts. It was taken July 2012. I don't think I really look that different though. Plus, its a good picture. I also have three other photos: A. Full-body shot in front of the BK Bridge, B. Full-body shot in front of SF City Hall, C. Close-up w/ glasses.
I had "orgasms" listed under "six things I can't live without." Its fucking true. I can't live without orgasms, however… I was getting the wrong type of guys messaging me. So I switched it to "sarcasm."
I took a look at my "competition" as far as my fellow females in Brooklyn go. I hate this city sometimes, there are attractive people everywhere and there are much more women than men. We outnumber the motherfuckers, easily. Fact, there are so much more attractive women than men. #thestruggleisreal