50 Questions

If you are a man, consider yourself attractive, have a good job, decent head on your shoulders and like what I have to say for 75% of what is written below, please, by all means… please get at me. Questions stolen from here.

1. What is one thing you will never do again?
 
Change my last name for a man. Yeah I said it. #BOOM 

2. Would you rather be twice as smart or twice as happy?
 
Ahh, difficult. I'll take happiness, even if that means I'm slightly more idiotic.

3. What happened the last time you cried?
 
I was angry at bullshit. I gave myself about five minutes to get over it, and I did.

4. What happened the time in your life when you were the most nervous to do something?
 
I bought a one-way ticket to NYC in Sept 2012, half-broken.

5. What would your parents be surprised to learn about you?
 
That although I told them I was done getting tattoos, I probably am not… Whoops.

6. What’s your worst habit?
 
Starting projects and not finishing them.

7. What superpower would you have for one day?
 
Teleportation

8. What fictional character do you have the biggest crush on?
 
Jacob Palmer (Ryan Gosling) in "Crazy, Stupid, Love" or Tom (JGL) in "500 Days of Summer." They're tied, go figure. I'm weak.

9. Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world?
 
New York City, and I'm already here.

10. What is your most bizarre pet peeve?
 
When people tell me I'm "lucky." Don't ever use that word with me.

11. Who knows you the best?
 
Ex-Mr. 

12. What after school activities did you do in high school?
 
ASB, YFC and tahitian.

13. What “most likely to” superlative would you be most honored to receive?
 
Most likely to be a boss.

14. What’s the last book you really loved?
 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows #GEEEEEEEEK

15. What was the greatest television show of all time?
 
The Wonder Years or Freaks & Geeks or The Office 

16. What’s been your favorite age so far?
 
26/27 but I'm kind of killin' 30 already, so this might win.

17. If you could go back in time, what is one piece of advice you would give your younger self?
 
"Stop worrying."

18. What one thing would you be most disappointed if you never got to experience it?
 
Having kids / starting my own family

19. Apologize or ask permission?
 
Apologize—only if its necessary.

20. Unlimited love or money?
 
Love, no question.

21. If you knew you would die in one week, what would you do?
 
Move back home. Eat. Party. Pray.

22. What’s your most listened to song?
 
"Sooner Than Later" - Drake, So Far Gone 

23. Beach vacation or European vacation?
 
TIED. Don't make me choose.

24. If you could have been a child prodigy what would you have wanted to be skilled at?
 
Fencing, the accordion, or ventriloquism, in that order. I'm strange. You probably wouldn't fuck with me if you found out I was a fencing champ back in the day.

25. What’s the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?
 
Buy property in NY, SF and HI.

26. What celebrity would you trade lives with?
 
No one. No thanks.

27. If you were a performing artist, what would you title your first album?
 
DomestiKATE

28. What story do your friends still give you crap about?
 
The time I was hopeless and useless putting together IKEA furniture or the time I got too drunk at my own bachelorette party.

29. If earth could only have one condiment for the rest of time, what would you pick to keep around?
 
Mayonnaise

30. What is the ideal number of people to have over on a Friday night?
 

31. What was the worst age you’ve been so far?
 
TWENTY NINE, HAH. Easiest question I've had to answer in this list.

32. What is your weirdest dealbreaker?
 
A man cannot order a drink weaker than me. It cannot be vodka-based and it cannot be brightly colored. If he needs a weak drink he can order beer, end of story.

33. What fictional character reminds you most of yourself?
 
Sam, "Garden State."

34. Do you believe in karma?
 
Most definitely.

35. What was your favorite TV show as a kid?
 
Anything on TGIF or SNICK, duh.

36. What is the weirdest thing you find attractive in a person?
 
The ability to trade insults and call each other out.

37. What Jeopardy! category would you clear, no problem?
 
Drake Lyrics for $500, please. 

38. What is something you’re superstitious about?
 
Clothing worn to sporting events.

39. What is the scariest experience you have ever had?
 
Separation/Divorce. Easy answer.

40. Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office?
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger, ohh wait, nvm, he already did that.

41. What cheesey song do you have memorized?
 
Gumby theme song. No joke. Ask me.

42. What one dead person would you most like to have dinner with, if it were possible?
 
My grandfather from my dad's side. 

43. Do you think it’s important to stay up to date with the news?
 
Yes. Do I? No.

44. What is the best present you’ve ever received?
 
Presence.

45. Would you give up one of your fingers if it meant you’d have free wifi wherever you go, for the rest of your life?
 
No, shit.

46. What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?
 
Ohh. My. Goodness. Experience a boner, no question, then an orgasm. HAHA.

47. If someone told you you could give one person a present and your budget was unlimited–what present would you get and for whom?
I'd pay off the mortgage on my parents house.

48. What is the nicest thing someone could say about you?
 
Compliment my interior, before my exterior.

49. Giant house in a subdivision or tiny house somewhere with a view?
 
Tiny house with a view, hello. #citygirl

50. What is the weirdest quirk your family has?
 
My parents, thats all. My parents.