One of the best compatibility questions a man asked me on a date was: “What do you like to do while on vacation?”

My answer was simply: search for high vantage points and good places to take photos, catch sunsets, and wander without a particular destination in mind. The bougie side of me will also tell you that I search for speakeasy bars and a Michelin starred meal—but that’s only if company, cost and time permit.

I don’t like to waste time shopping. I hate carrying things around while on the go. And although I’m a creative person I don’t particularly enjoy going to museums and other “educational/cultural” places because reading plaques to learn on my own while on vacation sounds like torture. I’m supposed to be relaxing and you want me to read and retain information just for fun?

Nah. No thank you. Fuck that.

HOWEVER… I will say I don’t mind a corny tour group. I can actually hold onto knowledge in lecture format, as long as the subject matter is interesting enough. Case in point—distillery tours are the shit AND you get to sample their product when it's over. Plus, no shame, I’m one of those people at the end who always has questions.

Tomorrow Mees and I leave for Asia for 2 weeks. After being heavily in and out the feelz for a steady month I am extremely ready to go.

Please wish us luck—it’s a guaranteed shit show on regular weekends when we have a little too much to drink, imagine what kind of fuckery will ensue over the course of 14 days on the other side of the world. Time to experience new stories.

I haven’t told you a good story in a minute…

BRB. OOO.