Why aren't you out?

*Phone rings*
*Answers*
Law: You're not busy watching the game (Warriors, Game 2) right now? I figured you'd be out watching, like at a bar or something.
Me: Nah... I'm trying to be healthy these days so I'm avoiding that excess drinking. I'm just watching at home.
Law: Really? REALLY? Why aren't you out?
Me: *Pauses* OK FINE. NO ONE INVITED ME TO HANG OUT TONIGHT, SO I'M JUST AT HOME.
Law: *BUSTS OUT LAUGHING* There it is.

I am a huge fan of men calling me out. Huge fan. Keeps me real.

I keep it 100 like I'm running a fever. #Aubrey