Melissa is on my ass for not getting knives for my apartment yet. I finally have a mattress + bed frame, dresser and TV stand. I've also purchased a tower fan/heater. STILL NO KNIVES THO. However, I’ve gotten a $30 donation to obtain some. AHEM*COUGH. Hi, guys. Venmo. Apparently my requests for knives and wine are working.

I just purchased 800 count thread sheets. I wanted to go for rack count but I figured I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. I spent a bill+ on fucking sheets. I also wanted to spend another bill on down pillows but I settled for down alternative. I also wouldn’t have been able to carry 4 individual pillows on a bus. I didn’t want to get an Uber, even though I was willing to buy expensive pillows.

I restocked on paper towels and toilet paper at my parents while visiting on Mother’s Day. I can spend $$$ on my bed, however I’ll steal necessities from my parent’s house. I asked them. They said I could. They even gave me extras.

One day I listened to YG’s “Who Do You Love” about a dozen times in attempts to learn Aubrey’s verse. A moment will come in my life where this will come in handy and I will drop an imaginary mic on the spot. I’m waiting for this moment. Until then I will play this song repeadtedly until I have it memorized like a prayer. I have odd goals.

Work is super slow, I’ve been looking at food blogs for most of the day. I hate recipes. They take too long. I don’t enjoy following instructions, as structured as I am. This is the creative side of me rebelling. I enjoy going to restaurants and copying the dish at home. I’m pretty good at this. I have friends to cook for again. I just feed myself. I’ll cook for you though… after I buy knives.

I’m in sports mode and hood rat clothes shopping mode again. While witnessing D.Rose shoot a 3-point buzzer beater and after Casey McGehee hit a grand slam I’m trying to decide whether a particular dress shows enough leg for an upcoming trip to Vegas. Nah. It doesn't. Now let me text 5 people to see if they just saw the same shit I did on TV.

Who lives like this? *Shrugs*

I do.