Lock screen Level

The dude I work with to my left has a photo of him & his wife as his lock screen. The dude on my right has emoji’s included in his fiancé’s contact name. I can tell cause his phone lights up constantly during the day. I swear I’m not that nosy, I just catch these details.

I want to be someone’s lock screen. I want emoji’s in my contact name.

I don’t think I’ve ever used a photo as my lock screen until recently and it was because Abby made me, I ended up switching it out as soon as she left (HAH. Sorry, boo. I still love you.). For one thing I’m super pretentious and a designer so my lock screen is usually some beautifully designed piece of digital art. And NO ONE has emoji’s next to their name in my phone. NO BODY.

I’m not compelled to do either, I’m not at that point in my life, there’s not even anyone around trying to make it to that level with me. That stuff is kinda corny.

Ugh. I guess I want corny in my life. Lock screen level corny.