When the time comes I won’t care if he can’t throw a football. BUT SERIOUSLY, why the hell can’t he throw a football? I can throw a football. Maybe I’ll just avoid watching him partake in athletic activities in general if that's the case. Cause stuff like that makes panties dry (yeah, I just LOL’d to myself right there).
I will try to ignore the fact that he’s not wearing “no show socks.” Why doesn’t he know that those exist though? I MEAN… I guess I can pick some up for him, eventually. Maybe he’s not aware that if you’re going to wear shorts your ankles should be exposed or you just look odd. Fashion choices don’t come easy for everyone, I suppose.
Maybe I won’t give a fuck that he has no idea who Childish Gambino is. Maybe he knows who Donald Glover is and that is basically the same thing. Ideally I’d like him to text me “Shadows” lyrics, but I guess that’s a lot to ask for, right? Gah. I guess so. Shit.
I get plenty of feedback on how quick I am to reject men. Plenty.
BUT FOR EVERYONE’S INFORMATION… AHEM*COUGH*AHEM… I am pretty sure I know when to make exceptions. I have found myself honestly attracted / interested in a handful of men but it has never lead to anything.
I am not completely impossible.
But if God is like Santa Claus I want to put my request in, just in case. I still want a tall, good looking man, who regularly gets haircuts, with an up-to-date and properly fitting wardrobe, who makes me laugh, gives amazing D, does thoughtful gestures, wants to see the world and texts me Drake lyrics.
HOW DIFFICULT IS THIS, YOU GUYS? How many times do I need to describe this unicorn? I mean—really?
If we have that base down then I will probably be able to ignore the fact he has absolutely no desire in consuming sweets at all (*gasp* yo…), that he has ugly tattoos on his forearm from when he turned 18 years old, that he snores in bed or as I’ve stated before… that he’s a Dodger fan. That's us having different religions, I'm telling you.
I will make the exceptions for the ones that are noteworthy, until then… they’re random guys who I have very little in common with and can’t continue to waste my time on, its already limited as it is. I'm a busy lady, I have no time to consider and express my feelings about coconut rum, cause that's an honest joke to me. #realtalk #100 #dropsmic