For the record I have around 16 or so posts waiting to be finessed or finished. My mind is going miles a minute these days, but I can't articulate shit.

Well, at least the level in which I would like to...

I'm about to embark on a two week vacation to South America with my Kid Sister. It has always been on my bucket list to take some sort of "trip of a lifetime" with her. The only trip we've shared just between us was an extended weekend in Chicago during the Fall of 2012. I was a fucking wreck of a person back then, so I was terrible company. And she was only replacing Ex-Mr as my travel companion cause homeboy dipped out on out plans for obvious reasons. Still—I'm happy she was willing to accompany me.

So I will be MIA until the beginning of August. I wish I could post while abroad because I write ridiculous amounts while traveling, but I'll stay analog and fill the rest of you on what I've figured out on my continued journey and adventures when I return. My mind is still in absolute cluster-fuck-mode and I need to clean house, the timing for this trip couldn't be any better.

My Instagram game will stay on-point as long as WiFi connections are maintainable. I have no doubts.

P.S. Everyone is concerned for our safety. I'm not that worried, I'm anxious about venturing into the Amazon Rainforest and encountering fucking toucans and macaws. CAUSE I WILL DIE THIS WAY. That is exactly how I will die, by coming across large exotic birds in their natural habitat.

You think I'm joking? No. It will be the end of me.

Keep me in your prayers. BRB.