When water is placed on the table at a restaurant I choose the glass with the most ice.
When my room mates aren't home I like to take that opportunity to pee with the door open or walk around without pants.
I love Drake.
I hate how much I love Drake.
I buy men's clothing in the Fall. The whole "Boyfriend-shirt-fit" is BS, just go buy a men's shirt. Duh.
I can eat breakfast for dinner, almost any day.
I stay loyal to where I buy my coffee in the morning, I especially love when they call me "honey" or "sweetheart" and talk to me like they've known me forever. Shit gets me every time.
I hate eating the same lunch and dinner back to back (i.e. leftovers), however I can eat the same breakfast almost every day.
Since I have moved to NY I haven't had to clean anything except my room—until today, I cleaned the kitchen. Not because I'm lazy but because I've managed to have a cleaning service at the past two places I've lived in. In my defense, it was included in the rent.
I've never had to do laundry at a laundromat since moving here. I've had washer/dryer units in all of my apartments. Yes, in New York City. This is lucky. This is the definition of luck.
I'm pretty sure 70% of the men I check out are gay. The murse is the obvious indicator.
All the interesting/attractive men I meet are already in a relationship. WAMP WAMP WAMP x 1,000.
I haven't shaved my legs in what seems like 5 five years. There was a point when I realized it is not necessary.
I also don't have hair on my arms.
I went on a blind/online date last month. I had a feeling the dude was short, so I wore heels on purpose to emphasize any difference in height. Yeah, he was short. Yeah, I'm a jerk.
Sometimes when we're bored at work my co-workers and I walk to to pet store to gush over the puppies in the window. You're not supposed to buy puppies in a store, so we feel bad, but we're not planning on purchasing them, so we continue to enable ourselves to keep going.
Sometimes we got to Madison Square park to watch the dogs in the dog park.
I want a dog. Is that obvious yet?