My watches are still not set to daylight savings time, but—I wear them EVERY DAY. #expensivebracelets
I have never consumed so much coffee in my life. I drink two full cups before 10:30 am.
I have never consumed so much alcohol in my life. I'm pretty sure I fall under "binge drinker" under any standard questionnaire.
If there is a bottle of SmartWater at my desk its because I was drinking the night before. Almost always that is the case...
I listen to MIXTAPES ALL DAY. The specific genre of music depends on my mood, the weather or what I have to get done that day.
Some days all I listen to is TRAP. Some days all I listen to are slow jams.
I eat breakfast and lunch at my desk. I take hours to finish both. My breakfast bleeds into lunch and I finish lunch at about 3pm. That means instead of sitting down and really eating I am taking bites of food between 9am–3pm. By 6pm I'm freaking starving.
I Seamless at least one dinner a week. Hey, I'm solo and I don't want to cook/wash dishes. I can be lazy-AF, order and pay from my phone, only spend $10 and have dinner delivered straight to my door.
I am TERRIBLE at learning peoples names. I will genuinely smile and shake your hand and tell you how nice it is to meet you, but give me a minute and I have no idea what your name is. Unless I find you attractive, male or female, then I manage to remember... I wasn't always like this.
I was just on LinkedIn for a full hour looking up all my new co-workers and trying to figure out how old they are by checking when they graduated college.
I just took an Alcohol Use Questionnaire. I just scored 11, that's freakin' unhealthy.
I listen too closely to Hip Hop lyrics that I'm somewhat obsessed with trying things or visiting places songs mention. Do you know what Ace of Spades or King of Diamonds are? I do.
I visit RapGenius at least 5x a week. At least.
I have a bad habit of buying shit I already have in a slightly varied form. For example I have four "different" shades of bright pink MAC lipstick which I cannot discern from one another after I put it on. I have a dozen+ pairs of boots. I have three army green jackets. When something works for me, I run with it, apparently.
I like to shop in the men's section. I will probably steal shirts from any man I am with. #fact