I'm sick.

(Yeah yeah, I always say I never get sick. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I've never had to endure an East Coast winter before…)

I'm sick and I'm single and its wack as fuck. I would love to go straight home without trying to figure out the most efficient route to get everything I need so I can avoid the intense cold weather as much as possible. I would love it if there was someone else to get my daytime Sudafed, night time Mucinex and high-pulp orange juice, instead of me. I would be so thankful if someone else could Seamless me udon soup while I go straight to the shower, cause I feel disgusting and I need to feel relieved of this ASAP. Or better yet, have that shit already waiting…

GAH.

Me and my single girl problems…

BTW. Pun is totally intended in the title, see what I did there? Thanks. ;-)