It’s not that I have writer’s block—I don’t. It’s the opposite, I have writing ADD and I can’t focus on a single streamlined topic. It’s difficult to get through a post without editing it into the grave. I read some advice that you should write drunk, edit sober. I’m 200% sure that an alcoholic came up with that… I still like the concept tho. Maybe I’ll start a #writedrunkeditsober tag. Note to self: DO THAT.

In an attempt to stay focused I’ll be writing “4 Before 34,” 4 major things I’ve learned before 34.

BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW I CANNOT FOLLOW THROUGH WITH 34 ITEMS BEFORE MY ACTUAL BIRTHDATE (and because the concept was so well received last year).