My friends laughed at me when I was hyped about purchasing Shake Shack stock when it IPO’d. They said I had “Molly eyes.” If you don’t know what that means, I’m not going to explain it. I bought it at $45 a share. It closed at around $93 on Friday.
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW MUFUCKAS?
I told you. I suggested you all purchase it for yourselves. We could all be rich, you guys. Geez. Listen to me next time. Also, I will not be held accountable for poor stock advice. I’m still learning.
I get it. It’s hard to listen to the immature woman telling you to buy fast food stock. Who am I to suggest that? I’ll tell you who I am… a fucking fan with great intuition. HAVE YOU EATEN THEIR BURGER’S AND FRIES?
I’m a fan. The world is a fan.
Also… You should purchase iWatches. I own Apple stock too. Just sayin.