I have to write something before I get called out in person again. “YOU HAVEN’T WRITTEN ANYTHING IN FOREVER…”
Geez. I’m sorry.
Also, it has come to my attention that more men read this blog than I realize. Out of nowhere someone will quote me when I am least expecting it. Thanks for making me self-conscious on the spot, boys. How many times do I have to tell you that I freak the fuck out when you mention my words to my face?
A million times, but I'm still flattered.
I hope you realize that my viewpoints are specific to myself. I don’t think other women enjoy being insulted and then directly complimented as much as I do. That’s just a fair warning.
Out of complete curiosity I would appreciate if everyone answered the following poll. It’s anonymous, just tell me if you have a penis or a vagina. Thanks.