Multiple friends back on the East Coast have asked me a similar question, “Have you downloaded Tinder yet?”

FIRST OF ALL… Dating is the last thing on my mind right now. SECOND… I hope I never reach a point where I have to download Tinder onto my phone again. *Prayer emoji here*

Out of all of the things I want to accomplish during this refresh period a dude is on the bottom of the list. This is a fact. I’m too busy trying to get my shit together. I have quite a few boxes to check off before that happens. Do I really seem like a lady who is trying to date while unemployed and living at her parents house?

Nah. I got my priorities right, people. Who do you think you’re talking to?

I’m actively seeking a good job at the moment, not a man.

Note: I’m purely speaking about an active search, of which I have no time or mental energy for. If a good man fell from the sky and asked me to dinner I would oblige—I’m not stupid. Just so we’re all clear.