We have a bet going on that if I don’t come home (for good) by Christmas, I have to wear some kind of animal print jumpsuit for an entire day. I didn’t even ask what the repercussion was for them if I happen to keep my word. BTW, this needs to be discussed… I deserve some kind of homecoming and you folks will be in some type of embarassing group costume for me to enjoy.
I don’t like to lose bets:
Sometimes I’m hasty. Most of the time I just say “fuckit, this is a great idea” and roll with the punches.
FUCKIT, THIS IS A GREAT IDEA.
P.S. I didn’t tell/text/warn anyone I was purchasing this one-way. I realize a lot can happen between now and Christmas Eve, but I’m taking that chance.
FUCKIT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA.
I’m looking forward to hearing the comments/texts/messages after you all read this.