ONE HUNNID

Mercury is in retrograde. I don't know about the rest of you, but I pretty much feel like I've been PMSing for the entire month of February. We're stuck in retrograde until the 28th. I lightweight believe in this shit, but for the most part I just want to put blame on outside factors beyond my control. 

To counteract this bullshit, I decided to list 100 things that make me happy, cause I like to stay positive around here, in no particular order:

  1. Minimal client feedback
  2. Baseball season
  3. Memorial day
  4. White sangria
  5. Red sangria
  6. Finding an amazing mix tape
  7. Meek Mill
  8. Hearing "Bandz a Make Her Dance" on a dance floor
  9. Visting home
  10. Random realizations that I live in NY, you'd be surprised how often I have to remind myself of my reality. I constantly forget.
  11. Breakfast for dinner
  12. Reeses cups
  13. Tulips
  14. Smokey ass scotch
  15. Biscuits & gravy
  16. Shiba inus
  17. Bob's Burgers
  18. Catching "Crazy, Stupid, Love" on TV, even though I have the DVD
  19. When the 1 train and 2 train sync up perfectly to transfer
  20. An empty commute
  21. Lou Seal
  22. Reminiscing on Vegas trips 
  23. The Buzz Lightyear ride at Disneyland
  24. The ToyStory ride at California Disney
  25. When people in CA tell me to move back home
  26. When people in NYC tell me to not to leave
  27. Dresses & sandals
  28. Bonfires
  29. Smores
  30. Grasshopper Pie ice cream from Mitchells in SF
  31. A LEGIT burrito
  32. Drake lyrics/references
  33. Giants games, live
  34. Lazy Sundays
  35. EARLY 49er games (on East Coast time)
  36. PROPER rye old fashioneds (orange peel, single sugar cube, no cherry, chilled with only one large ice cube) 
  37. Kicking it on the seawall of Ocean Beach
  38. The annual homie Monterey trip
  39. Capturing a photo lit by natural light
  40. GOLDEN HOUR
  41. Sunsets past 9pm
  42. Blueberry muffins
  43. Chicken & waffles
  44. Men with a signature scent
  45. Telling you "that's what she said."
  46. When you understand the reference: "It works all of the time, 60% of the time."
  47. Johah Hill + Michael Cera
  48. Judd Apatow—anything
  49. Wes Anderson—everything
  50. The Pacific Ocean
  51. SF, CA
  52. My bed
  53. Living in flannel + leggings + boots
  54. Finding random money in my other bags and jacket pockets
  55. Watermelon agua fresca
  56. Cantaloupe agua fresca
  57. Compliments
  58. Free food
  59. Making you laugh
  60. Visitors
  61. When I actually know what to write
  62. Freshly done nails (mine are always real btw, I get that question pretty frequently)
  63. Magnolia Bakery's banana pudding
  64. Travel Plans
  65. Noise-canceling headphones
  66. An empty Trader Joes
  67. New episodes on Hulu
  68. Inside jokes
  69. Face timing
  70. A fully-charged phone battery for when its time to leave the house
  71. Japanese pens from Kinokuniya
  72. Various shades of bright pink lipstick
  73. When my pants feel slightly lose
  74. Going to Tahitian (dance), even though I want to skip all the time
  75. Any form of sustenance after drinking
  76. Completing work pre-deadline
  77. Antique flea markets
  78. Watching sports on my parents bed while they're chillin' in the same room
  79. How men dress in the fall/60 degree weather
  80. Baseball analogies
  81. Nutella
  82. Catching my roomies at dinner time
  83. "Falling in love" with random strangers on the street/subway/bar and having the urge to post a Craigslist "missed connection"
  84. When I wake up and I automatically know what to wear
  85. When ALL my laundry is clean and put away (I sleep on both of these chores)
  86. When I feel as though a DJ is playing shit straight from my personal playlist
  87. When my bangs are on-point
  88. Clever OKC messages (from men I would actually respond to)
  89. Finding clothes in the men's section that actually fit me
  90. Being mistaken 5-8 years younger than I am, based on my looks
  91. Amazing spontaneous days/nights
  92. Yama Moto Genmai-cha Green Tea 
  93. Conversations with kids
  94. 1-2 hour phone calls with my favorites back home
  95. Beaches
  96. Getting lost in day dreams
  97. Stories About Prince
  98. When you understand my captions on IG without explanation
  99. The idea that one day I will wake up and know its time to move back home (DING x3, I bet a few of you look forward to this too). Until then—NY is exactly what I need. 
  100. The idea of you