If I Do say so myself...

I pulled myself out of my funk. I just had to put my boss bitch mentality back in. It took forevssss.

All this time I've been thinking about what I am missing out on by being single—the dinners after work, the short trips to quick destinations, the steady sex life (definitely missing this, no matter what I say), the simple displays of affection, etc. etc. etc.

On the flip side, someone is missing out on this (*takes hands and motions them across body)
ALL. OF. THIS. 

So while I go through mild rejection when I don't get a text back or the messages stop coming, I had to tell myself… "I don't need to convince anyone."

I do say I'm the shit, if I do say so myself.