I am notorious for daydreaming. I have a million different daydream scenarios that randomly pass through my dome at any given moment on any given day. See, I don't need to travel to escape reality (actually—I lie, I do), all I need is a good minute where I can lose focus on the task at hand and drift off into my very own dream world. I've been this way for as long as I can remember.

Please know that my dreams are never "fantasy." I am simple that way. They don't involve impossible locations or ridiculous events that would never happen to me in real life. They are plain and uncomplicated, for the most part to keep my feet on the ground. All the while my head is definitely in the clouds, daydreaming about imaginary men who pay for my coffee before I've even had the chance to order, or who are randomly picking up the same pens as me at Kinokuniya or its a situation as disgustingly easy as just making eye contact with the dude in a Giants fitted across the bar.

Easy enough, right?

I'm just asking for a realistic "meet-cute." I'm not asking that my life be the basis for a romantic comedy, cause we all know I would much rather take the full-on comedy.