Jameson

Its Saturday night and I am at home. 

I spent the day hungover and battling some type of food-poisoning simultaneously, Seamlessing Chinese food and watching just about every Kevin Hart standup video available on Netflix. Last night I had a personal goal to be assertive and speak to a new man. I super failed though, because the only man I met last night was named Jameson and he's nothing new to me. Plus, I had too much of him and he totally took advantage of me last night. 

Stupid Irishman.